Published by Blair September 30th, 2007
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:
- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
- The bouncer is a blonde girl.
- I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
- The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
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He asked me what turned me on, I told him allot of fucking things, I like it dirty! I am an escort in Every Day Life so I need it spicy! He gave it to me thata way to, jesus his cock got so fucking hard just watching me strip, I went play by play on what I was taking off and how I was doing it for him. He said he would do ANYTHING for some of this pussy, I said “good because I want to do a threesome” he was like “right ON baby!” that’s when I said “no! With another cock you little slut! And if you want this pussy you will show me how much you want it” I had a dick in my mouth and one in my ass, it felt so fucking awesome, I took my mouth off that guys hard dick and told B to suck his cock, he got his face down there and we both sucked him, it was fucking hot!!! Then B guided him into my cunt doggie style, he got in front of me and I deep throated his cock until I gagged on it, we all came at the same time, it was such a dirty, fanFUCKINGtastic time!!!!!!!! ty B!!!! Elena
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Published by Jamie September 27th, 2007
I was so happy to have a nice long fuck session with my daddy. While he fucked my little mouth, he told me that I was such a good cock sucker, I always love making his cock so hard. Then daddy stretched out both my pussy and my little pink asshole with his big cock, making me cum over and over, then finally filling my little cunt up with cum. I’m always so happy when daddy is around but he has to go out of town tomorrow, I need to find some hot fun while he is away.
Jamie
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Published by Angelina September 24th, 2007
in Erotic Pleasure Queens.
I know guys are always staring at my big tits. I always know what they are thinking….. They want to titty fuck them and cover them with cum. I know you would love for me to rub some massage oil on them and squeeze my tits around your cock and let you titty fuck me hard. Pushing that cock against my tougue as you use me like a hot slut. Just imagine me on my knees squeezing my tits together while you stand over my jacking your cock off on them.
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Published by Eve September 24th, 2007
Dunno what it is about Monday’s but I don’t want to get out of bed. But this morning the phone rang and woke me up and I have to tell you…it had me out of bed in a heartbeat! Tonight I have a date with 6 really hot black dudes that I met through a friend of mine, Erin. Yah, you heard it right, 6 big black dicks. All at once. Sometimes a girl just wants to be a slut, and tonight, that’s gonna be me. I’m gonna be looking for holes, and trust me, by the time I’m done, I’m not only gonna look like I’ve been rode hard and put up wet, I’m gonna BE rode hard and put up wet. :::smile::: You bet that call got me outta bed FAST. I had to get out my favorite vibe and slam fuck myself before I even had my first cup of coffee cuz I was so excited by what’s happening tonight. To paraphrase a song…”I like black cock and I can’t deny….” Cum Take A Bite of My Apple 866-822-0029
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Published by Reece September 22nd, 2007
in Your Secret Fantasies.
I want a hot sissy panty boy who knows how to truely worship me. Down on your knees begging to worship my hot body while I make you do whatever Nasty thing I can think up. You know that you love obeying and serving a hot little princess like me, so put on those panties and give me a call.
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Published by Candace September 22nd, 2007
Thanks for our call, Jim. Thought I’d post this one specially for you! See how much I love that dick? Just like when you made me your little bitch today. Giving and receiving…that’s the way I like it. Taking your cock deep inside me was great, after I blew my nut in your ass. Turn around’s fair play, dontcha think? I’m going for a record today. I know you guys are just like me; we always wanna get a good nut off. What’s your record for the most times you jacked off in a day? I’m going for a new personal best today. And it started off with a bang. SEVERAL in fact. Jim was just the latest, but certainly not the last. My name is Candace, but you can call me Candy, and get on your knees, cuz you know you wanna suck my “Candy Cane”. Mmmmm, cum and get it. SUCK MY COCK, NOW.
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Published by Scarlet September 21st, 2007
in Erotic Pleasure Queens.
Hi guys, my name is Scarlet and right now I’m laying in my bed with my laptop. I’m thinking of going out for the evening and my girlfriend and I are just delicious teases. We love nothing more than making you hard and walking away. We love the idea of giving you blueballs, of teasing you til your pants are about to burst open so your cock can be free! We know you want us. We know you wanna fuck us… and we use it to our full advantage.
We let you buy us drinks. We let you dance with us, maybe even a nice slow song so that you can get close. I’ll press my body next to yours so I’ll be able to feel that hard on .. all for me. It excites me to tease guys .. but in the end I’ll probably want to be fucked so do your best to turn me on and you might be the lucky one who gets to fuck me.
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Published by Grace September 21st, 2007
in Cherie On Top.
Gosh Im so horny tonight. I need my hot little cunny fondled, fingered and fucked … oh my! I’m home alone tonight just waiting for someone to call me and let me play with my little wet cunny. I did get fucked last night but needless to say it was less than satisfying, not sure why. He wasn’t too bad of a lay hehe. Guess after all these years it takes more than one cock to please my cunt! I’m just a horny little thing and I’m ready to shove my entire fist up my cunt to get off like I need too. Cum help me guys … I need you hehehe.
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Published by Markie September 21st, 2007
in Phone Pleasures.
That’s right, every other Friday my little freak comes to town and shows up at my door ready to be the highlight of my evening. He has his little maid costume on when he arrives and is immediately put to work cleaning, cooking and anything else that might need doing around my house. Later, after all “her” chores are completed and I’ve thoroughly inspected every inch of my house, “she” is allowed to begin kissing and worshipping the ass she serves under.
Now, keep in mind that it’s not always this easy. Sometimes, I instruct her that she is only allowed to crawl around my house, on all fours! Or… sometimes she is only allowed to clean with a toothbrush which makes her evening long and tiring.
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Published by Skye September 19th, 2007
in Phone Pleasures.
I am craving something new, some hot domination from a new master. I love just about ever aspect of domination, I especially love to be a hot slut for my master bent over and being used up. call me today and lets see what kind of hot Nasty dominate fun we can come up with.
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Published by Sabrina September 19th, 2007
David is a filthy little ADBL. He has been ordered to throw away ALL his big boy panties and wear nothing but diapers. He has special little locks on his diaper pins and he is not allowed to carry them with him to work, where he has to wear diapers underneath his clothes all day long. Despite the fact that it is obvious to everyone that he wears diapers under his work clothes, and everyone he works with laughs at him about it, he is not allowed to change them or get out of them. He wears them all day, by my command, and pisses and shits himself. He stinks and everyone knows why, but that’s what makes it all the more fun to play with the filthy little poo boy. Are you an adult baby who needs a mommy? Mistress Mommy Sabrina is here to take you where you need to be. Sitting in your own shit, covered with stench and loving it. Does that make your little baby pee pee hard? Then its time to play!
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Published by Tessa September 17th, 2007
in Your Secret Fantasies.
I am one hot Mommy who fucks my days away while the kids are at school. I go out on the weekends mostly to get my fill of cock while my live in cuckold/hubby watches the kids! I enjoy swingers parties most of all and hang out with the type of people that do just that. There’s always a room full of naked people waiting to fuck right around the corner and I love it.
When Im not out swinging I enjoy much younger boys hehe. I enjoy teaching and teasing younger guys, showing them the sensation of having a woman suck their hot little cocks for the first time. I enjoy Taboo roleplay about incest .. and yes, I can share some experiences with you there.. but for those goodies you’ll have to call. Hint: I really love my Uncle Frank and my brother LOL!
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Published by Courtney September 17th, 2007
in Nasty Taboo Secrets.
My name is Courtney and I’ve been a slut all my life! Yes, that’s right. Daddy taught me when I was a wee little thing about how being a good little girl has it’s benefits, and I’ve reaped the rewards for years, and I still do actually! Daddy will give me anything I want as long as I let him have some of this sweet little pussy of mine. He’s addicted! He loves to fuck me! He hasn’t fucked my mother in years because my pussy is better! So you see, when you’re looking for someone to talk too, call a girl with the natural ability to be Nasty and the experience to back it up. Courtney at your beck and call Daddy! Anything goes, no Taboo’s! As young as you want because that’s where I started. You’ll be shocked to learn how young I was when I started and just how far I went to please my daddy. I was addicted to not only his cock, but his cash too …. so Daddy had to work hard to make his little girl happy. I do like other types of calls, I guess sugar daddies, daddies, uncles, even old grandpa still feels me up and they ALL spoil me to keep their secrets..hehehe.
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Published by Karen September 17th, 2007
in Wicked Phone Pleasures.
Hi guys, I’m so horny right now. My pussy is the wettest, sweetest cunt you’ll ever slip your hot tongue into and you’ll be in heaven as I tighten the walls of my cunt while I ride your hot cock.
I’m alone now fantasizing about so many cocks. I love multiple cocks ramming in all my sweet holes. I’m aching for some cock right now … something dirty, raunchy .. let’s get downright Nasty. Tell me how you want to be my little boy, naked and hard for Mommy. Or let me be your beautiful aunt teaching you what good little boys do for their aunties! Oh I’m so naughty … do you want to cum with me? They don’t call me Kinky Karen for nothing!
call me now on my toll free # 1-888-438-7414 and I’ll give you
5 free minutes for any paid call.
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Published by Laney September 14th, 2007
in Kinky Little Coed and Erotic Pleasure Queens.
I love being daddy’s hot little slut and there is nothing more that I like is daddy’s hot sticky cum. Daddy got me addicted to his facials and now I just beg and beg for him to shoot it on my face or deep down my throat. Daddy of course loves giving his cum to his hot little princess, but don’t worry I am always craving other daddies hot cum 
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Published by Piper September 13th, 2007
I have a slave who loves me to text back and forth to him, he knows I am a Naughty Governess, and love to train and punish little girls and boy’s. Well tonight was his “back to school” night and he was visiting the school that he went to for High school. He texted me and told me how horny he was getting going into the old bathroom he used to go in when he went to school there, his memories of having to Jerk off a load real quick because his horny little boy body would get hard all the time. I fucking love puberty, all those raging hormones flying around making his dick rock hard at the most inopportune moments.
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Published by Raemi September 13th, 2007
I heard from that dirty little sissy slut, danni, last night. “She” called for another 2 girl call with Katrina and me but Katrina was busy so I got to hear all about “her”latest adventures. It seems that the little whore was at it again. Night before last he went to an adult bookstore and sucked off 6 guys in a booth in the back. For real! And he even took it up the ass by one of them. He keeps telling me over and over that he isn’t gay and he isn’t a loser. And maybe if I could pretend to be a little girl with a baldie then I wouldn’t realize how little his dick was. That a hot little girl like me would maybe go for him. But I just laughed and laughed at him. I told him that it wouldn’t matter how young I might be I would still be able to tell that he was a loser with a little dick who loved to suck cock. Three things gave it away. First of all, his 3 inch boner and the cum dribbling down his chin, and lastly….his barbie panties that he pissed in. That spells L-0-s-e-r with a capital “L”. Now you better call back tonight danni so Katrina and I can both give you some shit. OR ELSE we’ll never talk to your little dicked sissy ass again. OH, and here’s another picture of the little dicked danni for you all to look at. Enjoy it! “She” will.
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Published by Bridget September 13th, 2007
in Nasty Taboo Secrets.
I am in such a hot Nasty mood, that I don’t think any fetish is to Nasty. I would love for you to call me up and just see how Nasty we can get, I just love it when guys try to shock me, it normally just makes for a really hot time with both of us having mind blowing orgasims.
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Published by Liz September 11th, 2007
in Phone Sex Vixens.
I can be reached on Yahoo & AIM at Lust4Lizzie
I apologize to you guys for not updating my blog more often. I have had several things keep me away from the computer and the phone, but I am dedicating more time to it. Hopefully I can come up with some interesting tidbits in my life that you’ll find hot!
I think you’ll be surprised at how kinky I truly am.
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Published by Sammie September 10th, 2007
in Taboo Divas.
Just wanted to let you guys know that I have joined BBE full time now and given up my tools! I got quite bored being greasy all the time and now just wanna run naked around the house and enjoy my freedom out in the country til I decide my next move in life.
My boyfriend and I just moved in together so that is taking some getting used too. He stayed over all the time so we decided what the fuck, might as well split the rent. He is ok with me retiring my tools, it’s just time for something new. I really am enjoying doing Phone Sex and think that I’d like to put forth more effort and more time towards this and see how well I can do and perhaps get involved in animal rescue a bit. I love cats and all animals really.
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Published by Grace September 10th, 2007
in Cherie On Top.
GRACE GIVES GOOD HEAD!
That was my nickname in high school teehehee. I loved it. All the boys knew where the hottest, tightest, wettest, and easiest cunt on campus was … up my skirt! Yes I was popular in school, especially with the boys and male teachers and everyone knew when a guy wanted his cock sucked … Grace gives good head!
If you’d like to do a call with me, please check my availability online at CherieOnTop.com and mention you saw my blog and I’ll give you 5 free minutes with your paid call!
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call me and I’ll show you what I can do with a cock baby!
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Published by Markie September 10th, 2007
in Phone Pleasures.
I am somewhat of a dominant female but not to the extreme as far as my personal tastes go, I’m more of a fetish freak and can be very submissive to the right men.
I do enjoy hardcore as well as sensual domination calls, fetish calls, and especially love hot Taboo calls. I tend to be a little on the twisted side and more than willing to delve into the darkness that we both need and crave.
If you want the extreme call me and we’ll take a ride on the wild side. That’s how I got into Phone Sex, exploring things I enjoy .. sex, sex, and more sex with a little pain mmmm!
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Published by Britney September 10th, 2007
in Wicked Phone Pleasures.
I’m always an aggressive little slut and this weekend I went by far the most extreme I have ever went before. Get a few drinks in me and man do I turn into a total slut lol! I can’t tell you every little detail here… some things you just have to call to hear about hehehe! *winks*
I went to a party this weekend and wow did we get fucked up. We drank, danced, partied and got naked til the sun came up. Half of us ended up in the pool fucking and the other half was busy watching the little show that me and my girlfriend Skyler were putting on. Not that we really cared if anyone was watching … we were just there… catching a buzz, mostly naked already and then, well .. it just happened.
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Published by Charity September 10th, 2007
I’m so fucking horny today. I have masturbated already 3 times, and I just can’t keep my fingers out of my pussy. It’s always been like this. I just need to admit it, I’m addicted to masturbating. It may not sound like a bad thing to you guys, but think about it like this: I’m walking down an aisle at the grocery store, and I see this totally hot looking older guy, and the first thing I look at is the front of his pants, imagining what his cock wouldlook like. Then I imagine myself with my boobs smashed against the cold glass in the frozen food aisle while his dick is pounding into me from behind, smashing me up against the cold hard glass. Pounding me in public. The next thing I know, as I pass him, my pussy has gotten so wet I can feel my juices on the top of my thighs. Problem? Only till I can get to my car and rub one out in the parking lot. But then, that story’s for another blog! Happy Monday! LET’S FUCK!
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Published by Raemi September 10th, 2007
The other night, Katrina and I did a call with this dirty little whore named Daniel…but we called “her” Danielle, or Danni instead. This was an easy decision to come to because you should have heard the little sissy on the phone. HAHAHAHA. If “she” hadn’t have sent this picture of her little dick being measured while she was sitting on a vibrator, I wouldn’t have even believed “she” had a dick. We are going to have a lot of fun making this little bitch suck some cock for us. Any takers? Danni wants to do a call where we let her suck someone’s dick for us on the phone. call me up or call Katrina up and let’s set it up, if you want this little sissy bitch to suck you.
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Published by Elle September 7th, 2007
The Dr said he would grant me an interview, I was so happy, it had been so long since I had seen him, or worked for him as his assistant, I sure do miss that position, on all sorts of levels. I showed up at his office, and brought my daughters, they have grown and are sure to please him even more now. He has trained them since they were small, he has taught them to be little cockwhores for him and I have helped every inch of the way. I couldn’t wait for him to fuck my ass again, I needed to feel his strong hands and hard dick plunge deep inside me. He appreciates a tight, little round ass and I keep it that was for him. I had to degrade my self, which I deserved and then I did EVERYTHING he asked of me, and with a big smile on my face. I deeply missed him and I missed my reward, his cum. He let me have it, shooting it in my greedy mouth. Thanks you so much Dr. I am so glad to be back in your good graces again. Sinfully Elle
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Published by Sofia September 7th, 2007
You know you need me, and your ready to call and fuck me if your here at my page and doodling around. I want to hear you stroke that fat cock, I need to hear your moans and gasps for breath…. I DESERVE to hear it, call and worship my pussy and ass, I know it’s the finest specimen you have EVER fucking seen. Men have said my pussy has driven them to greatness and my ass is worth fighting for, but my voice….. my sultry, sexy, friendly, tricky, little voice, will force you to cum harder than you have EVER cum before.
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Published by Jamie September 4th, 2007
in Nasty Taboo Secrets.
I have been so naughty out fucking all the guys at school, I have certainly enjoyed the start of this semester and I think a lot of the guys at school are enjoying it as well. But daddy reminded me that I have been neglecting him, so I think its time to give daddy a lot of attention.
Jamie
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Published by Mistress Desi September 3rd, 2007
Happy Labor Day everyone! I hope that today brings you to your knees, groveling for My attention. Yes, that’s right. Its not really a holiday…for you that is. Today is the day when you do your damndest to make certain that MY needs are fulfilled. Whether its with your tongue, lapping up and worshipping My perfect cunt, or dressed up like a sissy maid, on your knees, cleaning out My bathtub…with your tongue, today is the day when you do all the work, and I get all the Pleasure. Sounds like a perfect arrangement doesn’t it? I need to be served, and you need to serve. So get to it NOW, little bitch. There’s plenty of work to do.
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