I have been trying to sleep for the last four hours. Have you ever gotten like that? You lay down and your mind starts racing? I HATE that! It’s so irritating. It only seems to happen when you have to get up the next day for something, and I mean get up EARLY! So here I am, sitting at my computer telling you all that I can’t sleep lol. I know that some people say to drink warm milk, okay EWW, warm cow juice, yummy! NOT! Or to count sheep, how can you count sheep when sheep are plural, so do you put them in a pile and make that one? Do you count a whole clump of them trying to jump over a fence? And if so, how do you get them over the fence? The mass of a heard of sheep would knock the fence over, then you have to lay there and repair the fence. That’s just too much damn work for counting something. Another remedy, read a book. Now I have tried that, only problem is, I get drawn into the book and then I can’t put it down and wind up staying up way later then if I would of just closed my eyes and willed myself to sleep. Who the hell comes up with this shit? So if anyone knows a way to get to sleep with out harming farm animals in mass quantities by slamming them into fences, or drinking something that comes out of an appendage called a ‘teet’ then please, let me know.
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